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Fan Mail From MiLo
A Very Special Message From The Promethean Times Staff We've Got Mail! YAAAAAAAY! We enjoy receiving comments and email from our readers. We’re glad that we made you laugh or think, and we really do...
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Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us
By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean...
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Michael Lohan: Bad Father, Even Badder Boyfriend
By Smaktakula Get Your Facts Straight: MiLo Doesn't Enjoy Hitting Women. It's Just Necessary For His Sense Of Self-Worth. It’s hard to find many people who pity slimy CelebriMom Dina Lohan, but Kate...
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Headlines 03.25.11
By Smaktakula and Various Editors In which we sound off on the headlines, without bothering to read the articles. Single, Female, Mormon, Alone~That could not be any sexier. “I Don’t Care About Anyone...
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Help Find Corey’s Jacket!
By Smaktakula Corey, We Want To Believe You When You Tell Us You're Maintaining Your Sobriety. But Then You Go And Dress Like That. Times have been tough for Corey Feldman. In 2009, Susie Sprague, the...
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